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GIMP; Photoshop for the poor.
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If the plural of goose is geese..
Then the plural of moose must be meese.
Such a cool shot!
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BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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If the plural of goose is geese..
Then the plural of moose must be meese.
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"Now who is there to harm you if you are zealous for what is good? But even if you should suffer for righteousness' sake, you will be blessed. Have no fear of them, nor be troubled."
--1 Peter 3:13-14
"If in doubt, try the other nostril."
--Shane
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